V?? l???i ngu ?????n Nguy???n B??nh Ph????ng

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D???ch th?? Vi???t ra th?? Vi???t - D???ch V?? l???i Nguy???n B??nh Ph????ng

T??? B???CH TH???I B??NH C???A NGUY???N B??NH PH????NG ??? M???T KI???U VI??T
- V?? L???I N??NG C???N, H??I H???T - K??M H???C - PHI V??N CH????NG ??? B??I NH??? H??NH ???NH ANH B??? ?????I C??? H???

????? Ho??ng
V?? l???i ngu ?????n Nguy???n B??nh Ph????ng
D???ch th?? Vi???t ra th?? Vi???t - D???ch V?? l???i Nguy???n B??nh Ph????ng
 
T??? B???CH TH???I B??NH C???A NGUY???N B??NH PH????NG ??? M???T KI???U VI??T
-          V?? L???I N??NG C???N, H??I H???T -  K??M H???C - PHI V??N CH????NG ??? B??I NH??? H??NH ???NH ANH B??? ?????I C??? H???
 
        ????? Ho??ng

 
 
Nguy??n b???n

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Nguy???n B??nh Ph????ng
 
 
T??? B???CH TH???I B??NH (*)
                                              
T??i l??nh m???i
Bi???t con m???t l?? con m???t c???a gi??
Bi???t b??n tay l?? b??n tay c???a gi??
Xanh th??? kia ch???c ch???n l?? c??y ?????y
Ch???m v?? c???ng k???nh nh?? th??? s??? l?? m??y
 
T??i y??u m???n xi???t bao th???i th?? b??
Ch???y say m?? su???t c??? m??a h??
Gi??? nh??n n??i nghi??ng tr??i d???n nh???
Ng?????i c???a tr???i cao th?? v??? c??nh trong m??
Ng?????i c???a ?????t l???m l??? nh?? b??ng t???i
V?? b??ng t???i th??ng minh ?????ng c??ng t??i
 
Trong phi??n g??c ????m ????m t??i th?????ng th???y
Tr???ng b???ng b???nh nh?? v???y ????ng l?? em
Em ch???ng nh??? ch??t g?? v??? m??a c???
M??a thu??? ???y nh?? m???t ng?????i xa l???
Ng???i mi??n man t??? v???n tr??i tim m??nh
 
T??i anh l??nh phong t??nh
Ng???m s????ng n??i v???n quanh th??n s??ng
L??ng c???n c??o v?? ??i???u giao long
 
 
 (* In tr??n t???p ch?? Nh?? v??n & T??c ph???m s??? 7 - 2014
 
     ????y l?? m???t lo???i b??i ??i???n h??nh cho V?? l???i Nguy???n B??nh Ph????ng ??? m??t th??? V?? l???i u???n ??o, nh???t nh???o, n??ng c???n, th?? thi???n, k??m c??i v?? v??n h??a trong s??? d???ng t??? ng??? ti???ng Vi???t, trong ?????t c??u ch???n t???, trong s???p x???p c??u cho c?? logic, h???ng trong t?? duy ?????i th?????ng, trong t?? duy th?? ca. N??i m???t c??ch khi??n c?????ng, ?????nh ngh??a lung tung, kh??ng ch??nh x??c. Kh??ng m???t th??ng tin g?? m???i, kh??ng m???t bi???u c???m t??nh ng?????i, kh??ng m???t ngh??? thu???t thi ph??p, l???i ?????y l???i trong cu???c ?????i d?? v?? t??nh hay h???u ??. N?? l?? m???t qu??i thai trong s??ng t???o v??n ch????ng Vi???t ??????ng ?????i!
 Tr?????c h???t l?? vi???c ?????t t???a ?????. T??? B???CH TH???I B??NH kh??ng c?? g?? sai, nh??ng n?? kh??ng hay v?? n?? d??ng to??n ??m H??n Vi???t, d?? t??? Th???i b??nh ???? Vi???t h??a. Ngh??a c???a b??i v?? t???a ????? ??? ????y l?? t??c gi??? mu???n b??y gi???i c??i u t??nh ?????i l??nh c???a m??nh trong th???i b??nh  ???  T??? b???ch l?? - s?????ng t??? u t??nh- B??y gi???i.  C?? th??? ?????t T??NH L??NH BU???I Y??N. T??i ???? nh???c r???t nhi???u l???n ?????t t???a ????? hay l?? th??nh c??ng 50% b??i th??, c??ch ?????t t???a ????? d??? th?? ng?????c l???i.
   V??o b??i t??c gi??? ????a ra hai c??u v?? c??ng t???i ngh??a kh??ng bi???t ????u cua tai nheo ??? ????u  ra:


T??i l??nh m???i
Bi???t con m???t l?? con m???t c???a gi??
Bi???t b??n tay l?? b??n tay c???a gi??
 
T??? ???? ?????n cu???i b??i t??c gi??? li??n t???c ????a ra ?????nh ngh??a nh???ng m???nh ?????, kh??i ni???m kh??ng n??n ?????nh ngh??a, nh???ng m???nh ????? kh??i ni???m ch?? c?? m?? t??? th??? m?? t??c gi??? vi???t r???t x?? c???ng kh??ng c?? m???t ch??t ch???t th??, nh?? c??u n??i ph??n ??o??n ch??nh tr???:
Xanh th??? kia ch???c l?? c??y ?????y.
C?? th???t kh??ng? H???t ch??a?
- Xanh th??? kia ch???c ch???n l?? bi???n ??? ????? s??u m???t ngh??n m??t!
- Xanh th??? kia ch???c ch???n l?? c?? du k??ch mang d?? ng???y trang m??u l???c.
Ti???p:
- Ch???m v?? c???ng k???nh nh?? th??? s??? l?? m??y.
 H???t ch??a? ????ng ch??a?
- Ch???m v?? c???ng k???nh nh?? th??? s??? l?? ng?????i g??nh r??m
- Ch???m v?? c???ng k???nh nh?? th??? l?? ng?????i g??nh ????ng ???? ??i ????m
- Ch???m v?? c???ng k???nh nh?? th??? l?? xe b?? ch??? c???i
 
Ti???p:
- Tr???ng b???ng b???nh nh?? v???y ????ng l?? em
Th???t kh??ng, c??n n???a kh??ng?
-          Tr???ng b???ng b???nh nh?? v???y ????ng l?? m??y
-          Tr???ng b???ng b???nh nh?? v???y ????ng l?? b???nh vi???n???
R???i l???i li??n ti???p n??i t?? m??, ?? ??? v?? ngh??a, u???n ??o r???t v?? duy??n:
-          Ng?????i c???a tr???i cao th?? v??? c??nh trong m??
-          Ng?????i c???a ?????t th?? l???m l??? nh?? b??ng t???i
 
C?? nhi???u c??u th??? hi???n s??? k??m c???i trong nh???n th???c:
V?? b??ng t???i th??ng minh ?????ng c??ng t??i.
Th??ng minh, ti???ng thu???n Vi???t l?? s??ng d???. Ng?????i ta d??ng t??? n??y ????? ch??? s??? ph??t tri???n c???a n??o ?????i v???i c??c lo??i ?????ng v???t, kh??ng ai d??ng ????? ch??? cho th???c v??t, l???i c??ng kh??ng d??ng ch??? nh???ng kh??i ni???m h?? v??, kh??a ni???m phi v???t th???. N???u d??ng b??ng t???i th??ng minh th?? d??ng ???????c ??nh s??ng th??ng minh, ??m thanh th??ng minh???
Trong T??? b???ch th???i b??nh ??? Nguy???n B??nh Ph????ng t??? th??:
T??i anh l??nh phong t??nh
Ng???m s????ng n??i v???n quanh th??n s??ng
L??ng c???n c??o v?? ??i???u giao long
    Kh??? k???t b??i v?? l???i n??y l??m tai h???i cho t??c gi??? v?? cho tri???u ng?????i l??nh kh??c v?? ?????c gi???, n?? ch??? ????? l???i b??i h???c g?? c???. N?? ch??? l?? s??? ???n ???c sinh l?? c???a ng?????i l??nh tr??? th???i b??nh kh??ng ?????n bom, kh??ng gi???c gi?? khi ngh?? ?????n sex l??m t??nh ki???u r???ng nh??o l???n (v?? ??i???u giao long) trong ???nh h??nh ho???c ngo??i ?????i th???c.
   Ng?????i l??nh tr??? sung s???c ?????i n??o ch??? th???, h??? th??m kh??t t??nh d???c, th??m sex v?? v??ng, nh??n ch?? giao hoan h??? c??ng c?????ng d????ng. ????n b?? v?? c??ng hi???m trong qu??n ?????i, n??n nh??n l???n s??? c??? t?????ng l?? g??i t??!
Tam ni??n t???i ng??
Tr?? l??o nh?? ti??n
(Ba n??m ??? linh
L???n s??? g??i xinh)
Ng?????i l??nh ph????ng ????ng nh?? v???y, ng?????i l??nh ph????ng T??y c??ng kh??ng kh??c g??, nh??n qu??? ?????n ng??? v?? ng?????i y??u, nh??n m??ng ng???a t?????ng m??ng ng?????i t??nh:
Tes seins sont les seuls obus que j???aime
Ton souvenir est la lanterne de rep??rage qui nous sert ?? pointer la nuit
En voyant la large croupe de mon cheval j???ai pens?? ?? tes hanchcs
 
(FUS??E ??? Apollinaire, po??mes, France )
 
(C???p v?? em l?? nh???ng qu??? ?????n duy nh???t anh y??u
K??? ni???m em l?? c??y ????n ?????nh v??? gi??p c??c anh ban ????m h?????ng s??ng
Nh??n c??i m??ng con ng???a c???a m??nh anh ngh?? t???i h??ng em
 
(H???a ch??u ??? Appllinaire, nh?? th?? Ph??p ??? Ho??ng H??ng d???ch)
 
  H??? vi???t th?? th???t hay h??n v?????t l??n s??? ???n ???c sinh l?? c???a Nguy???n B??nh Ph????ng.
 
   Qu??n ?????i c??c n?????c t??? c??? ch?? kim, d?? th??? ch??? n??o ??i n???a kh??ng c?? ai ??i tuy???n qu??n ????m thanh ni??n phong t??nh ngo??i ?????i. Qu??n ?????i b??? r???c nh?? ng???y S??i G??n, IS??? c??ng kh??ng ch???p nh???n anh l??nh n??o ???????c s???ng phong t??nh ph??ng ????ng, g??i trai, r?????u ch??, t??? ?????m tam khoanh???. Qu??n ?????i kh??ng ph???i l?? nh?? ch???a, nh?? th???!
  Qu??n ?????i c??c n?????c t?? b???n nh?? M??? ng???y tr?????c ????y ch???ng h???n sau nh???ng gi??? giao tranh quy???t li???t v???i ?????i ph????ng h??? c?? th??? ch??? g??i ??i???m c??c n??i v??? cho quan l??nh ch??i ho???c ????a l??nh, s??? quan ?????n ngh??? c??c nh?? th??? b??i bi???n, n??i r???ng ch??? kh??ng c?? m??? nh?? th??? trong tr???i l??nh th?? d?? l??nh qu?? t???c ??i n???a c??ng kh??ng th??? c?? ch??? m?? s???ng phong t??nh.
N???u mai ?????ng ????? ta c??n s???ng
V??? gh?? s??ng Mao ph?? ph??ch ch??i
Chia b???t n???i s???u c??ng g??i ??i???m
?????t ti???n mua v???i m???t gi??? vui
(Nguy???n B???c S??n ??? qu??n d???i S??i G??n )
 Sau ph??t huy ho??ng r???i ch???p t???i ???y h??? ph???i tr??? v??? ????n v??? chi???n ?????u!
  L??nh ?????i H??n, l??nh M??? ??en t???ng l?? ??? b???nh l???u, giang mai m???t th???i l??m kinh ho??ng g??i mi???n Nam Vi???t Nam c??ng ch??a d??m x??ng m??nh l?? anh l??nh phong t??nh.
 K??? phong t??nh trong ?????i th???c ch??? k??? tr??n ?????u ng??n tay. M???t L?? Th??n nh?? th?? ?????i T???ng l???y h??nh vi???n l??m nh??, l???y g??i ??i???m gi???i quy???t t??nh d???c, ch???t ???????c g??i ??i???m l??m ma ????a tang l?? ?????c bi???t hi???m. C??n Dong Juan, M?? Gi??m Sinh ch??? l?? h??nh t?????ng v??n h???c. K??? phong t??nh ch??? th??ch ??n ch??i v??? gi?? tr??ng, v??? trai g??i ph???i ???????c ?????i c??ng nh???n ch??? kh??ng ph???i t??? m??nh t???n phong nh?? Nguy???n B??nh Ph????ng ???T??i anh l??nh phong t??nh!
     M?? Gi??m Sinh ????u nh???n m??nh l?? k??? phong t??nh, nh??n gian ch??? ra ch???t nh?? th??? c???a l??o ?????y ch???:
Ch???ng ng??? g?? M?? Gi??m Sinh
V???n l?? m???t ?????a phong t??nh ???? quen
Qu?? ch??i l???i g???p h???i ??en
Quen m???i l???i ki???m ??n mi???n nguy???t hoa
(??o???n tr?????ng t??n thanh ??? Nguy???n Du)
Hay:
M?? Quy t??i k??? r?????u ch??
Ch??i b???i n??n ????? mi???u ngh?? tan hoang
C??ng v?? ki???m b???a c??m xo??ng
G??y n??n bao n???i ??n oan cho ng?????i!
(Ki???u Th?? ??? ????? Ho??ng)
 
  Qu??n ????i c??c n?????c X?? h???i Ch??? ngh??a, nh???t l?? qu??n ?????i nh??n d??n Vi???t Nam v???n ????? ph???m ch???t ch??nh tr???, ph???m ch???t ?????o ?????c c???a ng?????i l??nh c?? th??? n??i t???t nh???t th??? gi???i. H??? hy sinh t??nh d???c ????? ho??n th??nh c??ng v???. B???i th??? h??? ???????c nh??n d??n k??nh tr???ng, d??? d??ng trong th??ng ti???n qu??n s???, ch??nh tr???, trong h??n nh??n t??nh y??u.
  Nhi???u nh?? th?? qu??n ????i nh??n d??n Vi???t Nam vi???t v??? ng?????i l??nh g??c c???a h??? r???t ch??n th???t, r???t hay:
????m nay r???ng hoang s????ng mu???i
?????ng c???nh b??n nau ch??? gi???c t???i
?????u s??ng tr??ng treo!
(Ch??nh H???u)
Ho???c vi???t v??? ????? t??i binh th?????ng nh??ng ?????t ra vi???c mu??n ?????i n??u b???t th??n ph???n ng?????i l??nh v???a gian kh??? v???a sang tr???ng v???i t??nh y??u cao ?????p ch??? kh??ng lo???i phong t??nh r??c r?????i  :
??c b??t ????? thi d???
H??? qua chinh th?? nan
Qu??n t??ng uy??n b??? no??n
Khi???p h?????ng Nh???n M??n h??n
S???u t???n khoan y ????i
????? ??a t?? ch???m ??an
Th?? l??u thanh ?????i tr?????c
H???i nh???t h???a mi khan!
(K?? gia nh??n ??? V?? danh th?? c??? Trung Qu???c)
 
C???m b??t vi???t th?? d???
Kh?? v?? c??ng c???m g????m
T???ng ng??? trong ch??n ???m
C???a Nh???n l???nh th???u x????ng
Th??n g???y ??ai ??o l???ng
B??n g???i l??? nh?? s????ng
D??nh m???t ch??t son ph???n
Ng??y v??? n??ng ??i???m trang!
(G???i ng?????i nh?? ??? ????? Ho??ng t???m d???ch th??)
  C??n -  T??i anh l??nh phong t??nh Nguy???n B??nh Ph????ng th?? s???m b??? t?????c qu??n t???ch ??u???i ra kh???i Qu??n ?????i nh??n d??n Vi???t Nam!
  Th???t ra Nguy???n B??nh Ph????ng kh??ng th??? phong t??nh ???????c nh?? M?? Gi??m Sinh, Dong Juan, L?? Th??n???v?? nh???ng k??? th???i 8x b??y gi???, h??? ???? t???ng: they fuck two thousand woman ??? h??? t???ng ng??? 2 000 ????n b??. Nguy???n B??nh ch??a ???????c m???t ph???n ngh??n c???a h???, l???y ????u phong t??nh, tr??c t??ng.
  Nh??ng anh kh??ng ai kh???o m?? x??ng, t??? m??nh b??y gi???i kh???i u t??nh ???n ???c sinh l?? th?? s??? b??? ng?????i ?????i ph?? ph??n. Anh kh??ng c?? nh?? v???y th?? l???i l???n c???a anh l?? anh kh??ng am hi???u ng??n ng??? ti???ng Vi???t, nh???t l?? ??m H??n Vi???t khi d??ng ????? vi???t, ????? n??i. Anh l???i s??nh d??ng ??m H??n Vi???t (v?? ??i???u, giao long, t??? v???n, phong t??nh???) n??n g??y nhi???u tai h???i  cho th??.
  Nguy???n B??nh Ph????ng ph???i th???c s??? c???u th??? ??i h???c l???i m???t c??ch nghi??m t??c ch????ng tr??nh ti???ng Vi???t t??? c???p m???t ?????n c???p 3 (ph??? th??ng trung h???c), ch????ng tr??nh l???p 2 c???p m???t  tr??? l??n c?? h???c ??m H??n Vi???t, ????? khi n??i khi vi???t, khi ?????t c??u cho ch??nh x??c, tr??nh s?? su???t nh?? v???a n??u tr??n! Sau ???? r???i h??y l??m th??. V?? l??m th?? kh??ng ph???i l??m xi???c ch??? vi???t t?? m?? h??? l???n u???n ??o, k??m h???c nh?? v???y
:
Nh?? qu??? d???c h???c thi
C??ng phu t???i thi ngo???i
(L???c Du)
N???u con mu???n h???c th??
Th?? hay ??? trong ?????i)
 
H?? N???i ng??y 1 ??? 12 - 2014
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